Before you go to IKEA and fall in love with all of their adorable tables or pick up an older one from Craigslist that someone doesn’t want anymore, bear in mind that owning a table is a big responsibility. Sure, it can be a great addition to your home and a lot of fun to decorate, but you also have to clean it and dust it and make sure it’s got coasters. And of course if you don’t walk it, it might lift its leg and pee on the carpet. Wait what? The Bad Table by Straight Line Designs is just like all of the other four legged things whizzing all over your carpet, except much funnier.