Typically, a Sunday football meetup would include a bunch of friends, pizza and a whole lot of beer. The Football Briefcase ($499.99) allows you and your friends to take your Sunday football watching experience to a whole new level of excitement. The 17? aluminum briefcase includes, 1 pair of handcuffs with 2 keys, 375 ml Patron Tequila and Grey Goose Vodka, 10 Advil tablets, 24 Tums Extra Strength chewable tablets, (4) 2 oz Red Bull energy shots, .37 oz tin of Altoids, 0.5 oz of Bausch & Lomb eye drops, 1 wine bottle opener, 1 deck of cards, 5 dice, 350 ml Martini shaker and 4 shot glasses. Certain shipping location restrictions may apply.