Keurigs really are amazing. Not only do they make coffee happen in seconds, they’re great for heating up water for quick meals like oatmeal and ramen. After realizing the power of the Keurig, Think Geek realized it had potential for more. Introducing new Keurig K-cup 5 Star Meals for people who don’t have time to microwave corn dogs, let alone chew them. Available in hot wing, corn dogs, donuts, tacos, and salad flavors, these K-cups will change your life. Or they would if they weren’t an April Fool’s Day joke. Damn you Think Geek.