If you can take a break from scanning your brand new iPad for articles about the rumored features to be added to the next iPad, this chart might help you deal with the $500 glass and aluminum elephant on the coffee table. Sure, yesterday it was a revolutionary piece of technology and today just glancing at its hideous, non-HD screen makes you want to start throwing up and never stop. But just because you’ve moved on doesn’t mean it has. Give your iPad a second life as a mildly useful, flat rectangular object. It deserves that much.